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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Stupid Things

I am dangerous with a knife in my hands. My fingers and other digits cringe in fear whenever I decide I need to cut or slice something. Sometimes, I forget which side of the blade I need to cut with, and which side I need to push down on. Other times I forget to get my fingers out of the way when I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Wilbur and Us...Wilbur Takes A Bow

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Wilbur And Us... The Mysterious Shrinking Pool

The arrivals of Bobby and Simon changed the balance of power in our household. Before this Wilbur had not had any real problems with any of the dogs. Dylan, and Toby had become buddies with the young pig, and Bruno, and Princess were mostly aloof about him. Wilbur was now faced with his first two... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 8, 2009

Wilbur And Us...Return of the Party Animal

We were all very happy to get Wilbur home with no problems from the police, or Animal Services; once again we had dodged a potential bullet because of Wilbur’s antics. Wilbur always took everything in stride, but he was turning Rhea, and I into nervous wrecks. If there was something Wilbur could get... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Wilbur And Us...The Wanderer

Wilbur was now a more obedient pig than before, but that was not the same as being a good pig. Wilbur still had a mind of his own, and with that mind came desires, urges, and needs. Though Wilbur was now forever banished to the backyard, he still longed for the freedom of the front yard. Wilbur... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 1, 2009

Wilbur And Us...The Pig Whisperer

Now we had a green pig, but that was not all that had turned green. Besides Jeff’s carpet, the fronts of two dressers, and a door that Wilbur had rubbed against, were now permanently green. Wilbur had turned into a Denis the Menace with hooves. He was always getting into trouble, and he was always... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Wilbur And Us...The Painted Pig

As Wilbur approached his second birthday his appearance started undergoing a transformation. He grew what I can only describe as tusks. He had two large pointed teeth come up from his bottom jaw, one on each side of his jaw that looked like mini elephant tusks. He also had two tusks like growths... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Wilbur And Us...Hog Heaven

I really didn’t know that there were restrictions about having a pot belly pig for a pet, but I later read how a school teacher was fighting the City of Homestead to keep her pet pig. The City had lumped together all pigs in the classification of “livestock”, and banned them from residential areas.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Wilbur And Us...Ain't No Pig Around Here

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