MasterCleanser

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Day 2 of MY Master Cleanse...

What happened on day 2 which is really day 1 because I had to start all over after Easter Dinner. (Please see the previous 2 entries prior to reading this one.) Salt water drink. Check. Wierd feeling. Mmmkay. Lemonade concoction. Check. More Lemonade concoction when hungry. Check. Headache. Damn it.... Sign in to see full entry.

Day 1 of My Master Cleanse a little bit later on....

There is nothing more delectable than drinking a quart of salt water first thing in the morning and imagining one's own butthole squeezing away bowel urges while sitting in New York City traffic. Oh, joy! Its said that if something tastes bad then it must be good for you. I hope that this salt water... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 9, 2007

Day 1 of My Master Cleanse.

I need an internal cleanse, can I get a AMEN? Nope! Not from him, he doubts me like Christians doubt Mary Magdalene. Or do they? Let's not go there. Period. No. Stop! Learning something that's foreign to our sensibilities and departing from well assimilated bad habits are tough. Its even tougher... Sign in to see full entry.

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