Blackberry Girls

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Monday, August 28, 2006

Anita: Bluegrass Airport! Where's that? Karleene: Kentucky. Anita: Well, FOX News is reporting forty-nine dead, one survivor. Lexington cop climbed on the burning plane, smashed the windscreen with an ax and pulled the co-pilot out. Bellefonte: Lexington cop! Is he single? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Anita: It looks like the Ramsey case has taken a turn for the worse. Karleene: How do you mean, they caught the killer? Bellefonte: Well, they caught a lot of people leaping to conclusions! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Anita: I mean, what would the Democrats do exactly, on the global front? Would they leave Iraq? Afghanistan? Would they gut Homeland Security? Would they watch for terror acts? Karleene: Well, judging by the look of the polls, we are going to find out. Dems lead their opponents by wide margins for... Sign in to see full entry.

Anita, Did you hear the news? The Democrats have finally caucused and found their issue for 06 and 08. Karleene: The war in Iraq? In Lebanon? Afghanistan? Anita: No, closer to home! Bellafonte: District court finding Bush Administration eavesdropping on terrpr suspects a constitutional violation of... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Anita: Well, I never should have jogged across Court Ave. I feel positively fine. It doesn't hurt that the ceasefire is holding. It's going to take a nuke to keep Condi off the campaign trail! Karleene: I know, she'll get the blame no matter what happens! Bellafonte: She qualifies after first having... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Anita: We have been hearing for six years how the Democrats would have done things differently. John Kerry said that if he had been elected president, this Lebanese War would never have happened. What is their political agenda? Karleene: If you mean platform, they don't have anything except, this is... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Anita: So, that's basically what the Republicans did. What about the Democrats? Karleene: Well, Homeland Security, right? Anita: No, but they voted for it. It was written up by the current Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales. Karlene: The Democrats had to have voted for the war, didn't they?... Sign in to see full entry.

Anita: It was wierd. Saddam decided that it was too expensive to return to a nuclear program after the first Gulf War. Bellefonte: Or his scientists faked it, and told Saddam that they were making a bomb when they wouldn't, or couldn't. Anita: Or, they switched strategies and developed chemical... Sign in to see full entry.

Anita: True. Republicans got us into a war in Iraq. Karleene: We lost over 2,500 American military men and women. It's so easy to be misled. Anita: So, what was that all about? We still have troops there, right? Bellefonte: It was about realigning the Mideast so that there were fewer countries... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Anita: Now that the war is at a lull, we should pause and ask ourselves, which party do we vote for? Karleene: Well, the Republicans got us into a. War with a bunch of Arabic beatniks who have nothing better to do than congregate and shout "death to America". Anita: The Republicans made a strong... Sign in to see full entry.

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