Tricks of the mind

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Friday, October 16, 2009

TEACH A MAN

YOU CANT TEACH A MAN WHAT HE DOSENT WANT TO KNOW. Robert Hunter....I think,correct me if I'm wrong. Mindbender Sign in to see full entry.

GAS STATION BATHROOMS

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? How is it possible to have a civil war? But really folks,we all have to agree, one nice thing about egomaniacs... At least they dont talk about other people! MINDBENDER Sign in to see full entry.

THIS JUST IN

THIS JUST IN FROM STRAIGHTFORWARD If God is all powerful can he make a stone that he cant lift? Refer back to more evil than Satan! MINDBENDER Sign in to see full entry.

The Illusionist

You know I take advantage of every situation But you’ll believe every word of my mental masturbation Ill grab you with good looks and win you with my charm You think I speak the truth and would never do you harm You live your life a lie and believe your own deceptions There’s no need to try just... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Atheist discussion group

I have applied for a government grant to obtain funding to address some of the following issues; Atheists need God, they need something to not believe in. Can atheist get insurance to protect from an act of God? If man decended from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? If you try... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

More evil than Satan

So if you think your intelligent,spiritual, or philosophical I promise eternal salvation to who ever can answer the following riddle correctly....I know it sounds totally ridiculous but it's amazing how many intelligent people will buy into this and other sorts of fantasies... We've all got to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Half past a monkeys ass

Just who was it that determined that when it's half past a monkeys ass, it's a quarter to his balls? Just wondering..... I have also procured government grant funding to establish a "think tank" to study the effects of having too much fun...The underlying questions we will address will be this...Can... Sign in to see full entry.

Quitting smoking

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world to do....it's not starting again thats so damn hard" Unknown Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 12, 2009

NOTHING LEFT TO DO

Nothing left to do but smile,smile,smile... Jerry Garcia "Lovers dont finally meet somewhere...Their in each other all along" Rumi "People who love you want you to be happy...Dont keep serving them up your pain... If you could untie your wings and free your soul of jealousy you and every one around... Sign in to see full entry.

EZEKIELS STARSHIP

SO TELL ME PLEASE SOMEONE IN THE KNOW.... Read the first chapter of Ezekiel and try to tell me that isnt a perfect desciption of a alien space craft! Well maybe not... I dont mean to sound irreverent but the wheel terms and the conected wings really got me thinking...hmmm... I wonder... "There are... Sign in to see full entry.

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