Aries (March 21 - April 19) Excellent day to crouch behind furniture, and peer over the top. If you can do that while wearing one of those Groucho Marx noses, so much the better. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Good day to do a self-portrait. Or, if you're in a hurry, you can do what I do, and just spray... Sign in to see full entry.