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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Don't ask Grandma silly questions

Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer... In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness - an elderly grandmother - to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why yes, I do know you, Mr.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Australian tourist Q&A

Apologies in advance to all you Ozzies... hey, I'm Irish, think what I have to deal with The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Oh to be a commentator ...

Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Dear Dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

The Irish Love Their Beer

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The... Sign in to see full entry.

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