Murphy's Corner

I like this picture. I can relate to it. Obviously, this cat is fascinated by the toilet, just like I am. Smart cat. I bet after the human left, the cat got up there and swished the water around. That's fun! OK, so Duchess likes to do that more than I do. But it's still fun. Mostly I just like to... Sign in to see full entry.

OK, so this wasn't EXACTLY what I expected. But I must admit, it's a pretty impressive photo. The lady got it from the internet. Angel says this is a catfish, and she should know. She's old and very wise. She says when cats eat too much fish, they end up looking like this. Pretty scary if you ask... Sign in to see full entry.

So nothing really exciting happened today. The man and lady went out for awhile. They never do come back with a baby like the neighbor did. But they come back with other stuff. My job, as a cat, is to check out all the stuff that comes into this house. It's what I do. Deal with it. They didn't come... Sign in to see full entry.

.....But only when the humans are laying in it. Really, it's my job as a feline to attack the bed. It's bigger than I am and therefore must be shown just who's boss around here. So every night, when the man and lady are laying comfortably in bed, I MUST bite the side of the mattress and dig my claws... Sign in to see full entry.

OK, it isn't me in the pic. But I just KNOW that cat's thinking, "Can I eat the fishies? Huh? Can I, can I, can I? I WANNA EAT THE FISHIES NOW!!!" The humans I live with have a big glass thing by the table where they eat. There are two tasty-looking goldfish in that thing. The man and lady also have... Sign in to see full entry.

Does anyone know why I can't eat the goldfish? I know they're in a glass container with lots of water. But why can't I eat them? They look delicious. Angel says if I get up on top of the container, I'll fall in. She knows because she tried it once. She says it was really embarrassing because her... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok, I just don't get this. I have claws. People have toes. Toes are sorta like claws, but people don't use them to scratch stuff. So what ARE they used for? I can see absolutely no use for toes. So they must be totally useless. Therefore, I should be allowed to bite them all I want, right? I mean,... Sign in to see full entry.

Yep, that's me -- I'm an addict. A bona-fide, honest-to-goodness whipped cream junkie. It all started one day last winter when the lady I live with was having a cup of hot cocoa and I happened to be at her feet. Well, OK I planned it that way. I've found it best to be at the feet of anyone who's in... Sign in to see full entry.

Here I am again! This blogging thing is getting to be lots of fun. And it's kinda better than chasing Phebe down the hallway because I don't get tired out doing this. I just have to sit here and tell the lady what to say. If I had thumbs, I could do my own keyboarding. It couldn't be harder than... Sign in to see full entry.

Yep, that's my name in the subject line. I'm a Himalayan cat, and this is my first blog. Ever. This will have to be an "as told to" thing, because I can't use a keyboard -- after all, I'm a cat. I don't have thumbs. But I do have a staff of 3 people, and they have nothing better to do anyhow.... Sign in to see full entry.