Warped thoughts: Loggerheads

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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Loggerheads

Of course, logs don’t have heads, but they do have butts, as any logger will tell you. Loggers have heads and butts, some are all butt, but then so are some bankers. It is for us to keep ahead of the game by keeping our head in the game. After all, we don’t want to be the butt of some cosmic joke. Perhaps one like, “do you know what’s uglier than Pluto? Uranus!” Readers are snickering, or should be. Did you know there are rings around Uranus? More snickering. Pluto, to get revenge for being... Sign in to see full entry.

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