Things you probably shouldn’t do.
Shop for tires at a blowout sale. Buy a parachute at a half-off sale. Go on a diet that requires you to dine exclusively at all-you-can-eat buffets. Wheelchair with the bulls. Take monopoly money to a casino. Open an umbrella inside…a car. Text while you are talking on the same phone. Drink and participate in a spelling bee. Read this post with a mouthful of soda. Sign in to see full entry.