Warped thoughts: Hip Recall

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Hip Recall

I just got an e-mail regarding hip recall. How can that be? Now that I am finally hip, they want me to go back to being square? Not cool daddy-o! Just when I have figured out the right pants/belt/underwear combination to keep my khakis at that oh so fine line between exposing just enough butt-crack or suddenly dropping to my ankles, they want me to go legit? Jeeze, my underarm calluses from wearing my pants geezer high just went away, now they want me to go through that agony again? Are Larry... Sign in to see full entry.

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