Warped thoughts: Just because I can

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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Just because I can

What did the horse say when the rider pulled on the reins? “Whoa is me!” If the cow really did jump over the moon, she would have been udderly high! I wouldn’t want to be a carpenter, they are always so board. The carpenter who overdosed on Viagra was board stiff. Statues are usually upstanding citizens. The mellow farmer who’s tractor broke down was outstanding in his field and he was mild. Don’t worry if you don’t get it, you probably won’t have to take the cure. Do mountain men marry valley... Sign in to see full entry.

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