Really, I am not conscious of submarines, at least on the surface. When I do think about them I get that sinking feeling I’ve forgotten something or left a door ajar which as we all know is what a door is when it isn’t. I can’t help but wonder if it is a Mason jar or further south, a Mason-Dixon jar and then legally a Perry Mason jar? If Katy Perry married Perry Mason, divorced him and married Tyler Perry she would be a very Perry Perry Perry. Don’t get me started on Perry Como and former New... Sign in to see full entry.