I just quack myself up sometimes.
Dateline – Tinseltown: In cost cutting moves, the AFLAC insurance company has laid off its commercial superstar. It seems the demands for bigger nests, fresh organic insects and beautiful white swans finally priced him out of the market. But the billed one won’t be down for long according to information just handed Crapload News. The Trojan prophylactic corporation signed the web-footed wonder for a series of TV spots during the Super Bowl. Ah yes, the AFLAC Quacker is set to make his debut as... Sign in to see full entry.