Helpful hints or brain dents?
Don’t chew with your mouth full. Don’t talk with your mouth open. Don’t sneeze with the back of your hand. Suspenders are good for holding up your pants, but absolutely no good for holding up a bank. When you lead a horse to Rome, do as the Hungarians do. Always say please and thank you but not all the time. Now that I have made your life easier, don’t for get to say thank you and please with your eyes shut. Good day! Sign in to see full entry.