Warped thoughts: Of Sandra Bullock and all the rest

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Friday, March 26, 2010

Of Sandra Bullock and all the rest

Sandy is back on the market! Well, maybe not quite yet, but once she sues old dumb-ass for half his tattoos, boy will he be sorry. Maybe he was trying to be the Tiger Woods of whatever it is he does. Then I hear that there is going to be a new Speed II where Sandra Bullock is on a cruise ship that has been rigged to blow up if it goes slower than 30 knots. Ships Captain: Attention all hands and passengers, we have a situation, we need someone to drive the ship and you can’t slow down. I don’t... Sign in to see full entry.

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