Warped thoughts: Sunday punnies

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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sunday punnies

A barkeeper walks into a church… The priest says, “what’ll ya have?” “I’m seeking an answer” says the barkeep. “Yes my son, proceed,” the reverend father invites the question. “Well, in the secular world, when things go really bad, we call that a cluster f**k, so what I want to know is when church matters get really balled up, is that a cloister, well you know?” Maybe my timing is off on this, it being a Sunday and all, but I can’t help it I suppose. Somewhere I can hear Robin saying, “holy pun... Sign in to see full entry.

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