You were in a bookstore and saw a self-help book for kleptomaniacs, but there was no price on it? Have you heard about the latest dyslexic fashions? Gargoyle socks and sweaters. The reporter on the street always says, “back to you.” But do the anchors ever say, “front to you?” Hugh Heffner is having trouble with his two 18-year old girlfriends? Excuse my while I wash my imagination out with soap. Geez, he must be 80 or so. Hef has a great job though, I’m amazed he stuck it out as long as he has.... Sign in to see full entry.