First, most snow men traditionally have been made of three snowballs. A guy with three balls? Snow men remain cool, no matter how attractive the women may be that walk by him. From all we know about real men, show us a good looking lady and we lose our cool pretty quick. A man returning a snow shovel to the store, it is obviously defective. Drop dead gorgeous customer service person: May I help you sir? (I should point out here that her hair is golden flax falling down around her shoulders like... Sign in to see full entry.