The true meaning of Christmas
C is for the calories you’ll be consuming. H is for those hips where the calories go to rest. R is for the rustling of wrapping paper turning the living room into a mess. I is for the imbibing that makes the day so damn merry. S is for the stress that starts before Thanksgsiving. T is for the tree, now tinder dry that could ignite at any moment. M is for the mayhem travelers endure. A is for Adult behavior that abandons everyone in the exchange line. S is, you guessed it, for the stress of... Sign in to see full entry.