Warped thoughts: Emergency weight loss?

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Sunday, December 16, 2007

Emergency weight loss?

That’s what the e-mail said. Now I wonder, what could constitute an emergency that would require fast, fast, fast weight loss? Scene, the bedroom of a fairly nice house, a couple prepares for the inevitable Christmas Party. She is almost dressed, he is frantically banging around in the other room. “Dear are you ready yet, I love this gown, the shoes are, ehhhhhh, but I think I will make a pretty good impression on your boss and that bunch of slackers you work with.” “Oh my God, what am I going... Sign in to see full entry.

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