Want to lose some weight? Here is how you can do it. First, the disclaimer, there is one small detail I haven’t worked out yet, but then, I am not charging anything for this information. Ok, now, here’s what you do, just put the pounds you want to lose next to your car keys. The next thing you know, those nasty pounds will be gone! Me: “Say have you seen my car keys?” Wife: “Can’t say I have, is it my job to keep track of your crap….holy moly, just look at you all fit and trim, come here you... Sign in to see full entry.