Why do I think the way I do? At work I am distracted constantly. Boss: Expecting great results, “So, how is that Scalawag account coming along?” Me: In my mind only “What breed is a Scalawag and do they really wag their tails all the time?” To him, “Huh?” Later that same day. Boss: Looking slightly perturbed, “Mrs. Money Bumps is on the phone looking for an update on her portfolio, take the call on line 7.” Me: Again, in my mind only, “Hmmm, odd name, Money Bumps, I wonder if she has had breast... Sign in to see full entry.