Warped thoughts: Beam me up Squatty! a re-post

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Beam me up Squatty! a re-post

Wouldn’t it be great if there were actual transporter rooms to replace the clumsy, slow and dangerous forms of travel we presently employ? Just think, step onto a little circle, state you destination and “twinkle twinkle twinkle” you arrive instantly, look around and instantly your luggage is somewhere to the left of Andromeda 9 while you are in Topeka. Well, some things never change, I suppose. That thought starts a chain reaction of other thoughts, doubtful thoughts concerning the reality of... Sign in to see full entry.

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