Warped thoughts: Anatomical Correctness.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Anatomical Correctness.

Consider the Pillsbury Doughperson. So completely sexless he/she or more correctly it can appear absolutely nude on nationwide TV and the FCC doesn’t even raise an eyebrow. Next time you see it look closely at the main sexual differential areas. That’s right, no chest bumps, no chest hair, not anywhere. Lower your gaze to the crotch, no hangy down, sticky up or split apart parts to be seen. This answers the mystery of why there are no choruses of dough persons singing Pillsbury’s praises. There... Sign in to see full entry.

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