This just in, news buff watches news in the nude, dude judged as lewd. A man from Dense Forest, New Jersey was recently brought before a judge on charges of lewd conduct. He was observed watching the evening news in the nude. In laying out the charges, prosecutor Hedun Good spelled out the specificity of the violation. Neighbors had noticed the man eating supper naked in front of the TV. They at first were content to ignore him until he ate some food he had dropped in his lap. One of the... Sign in to see full entry.