Is it Halloween yet?
My costume was perfect. The ladies at the bank always dress up so I thought they would appreciate a customer who put in equal effort. Unfortunately there was some confusion. I had planned my costume diligently, right down to the plastic Tommy Gun. John Dillinger was who I was supposed to be. But since I am president of the (proposed) procrastinator’s club my idea was to be in costume a week or two late, a right funny joke by my standards. So the teller asked me, “what’s the deal with the old... Sign in to see full entry.