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It is fall here, and the leaves are autumning. Or is it autumn here and the leaves are falling? It was a strange cloudy windy warm day so I decided to mow the lawn. It was nip and tuck whether I was keeping ahead of the onslaught of the leaves but I thought I was winning until I went inside to get a drink. When I came back out, the mower had disappeared, but there was this strange pile of leaves making a noise like a Briggs and Stratton 3 horse power vertical shaft engine. Fall colors and fart... Sign in to see full entry.