“Mr. Sulu, what are our present course co-ordinates?” “Keptin, may I suggest a red and green cardigan pull-over sweater with some cuffless Khaki slacks topped off by some patent leather brown penny-loafers!” “Snappy as that sounds, what I really meant is, where the hell are we?” “Oh, yeah, that, well Keptin we are approaching Ert.” “You mean Earth?” “Yes Keptin, Ert, ees zactly vat I sed, you got hearing problems?” “Where is our port of call this time?” “I believe Jim we are putting in at the... Sign in to see full entry.