Warped thoughts for Monday, March 30, 2020

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Monday, March 30, 2020

Another Crapload News Update

Reporter Knowhut Amin here, live from Mount Everest base camp. The exciting news is famed bio-anthro-ersatzologist Harry Searchin seems to be close to solving the mystery that has enthralled mankind for centuries. So, Dr. Searchin, have you found solid evidence that Big Foot actually exists? Dr. Harry Searchin, “Not Yeti!” Sign in to see full entry.

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The Covid 19 games.

So what would the Olympics look like during this uncertain time? Well, Greco Roman wrestling would be done by mimes standing six feet apart, that is if they could get through that glass wall. The 4-person bobsled would be 24 feet long or about 60 meters, which is a long bobsled by anybody’s yardstick. Pairs figure skating and ice dancing, again with the mimes, ooooh, too bad about that severe headwind. The relay race would be pretty much the same, only with six-foot wide lanes and of course,... Sign in to see full entry.

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