I lost my ass
That is why I am typing this standing up. We often use this colloquialism but what it if were an actual physical possibility? The second most popular attraction in Las Vegas would be the pants stores where people who had lost their ass could be re-fitted with appropriately fitting attire. Vehicles would have to be designed so that sufferers of “Lost Ass Syndrome” could drive standing up. Bucket seats would lose their popularity as a “must have” accessory. Would there a lost and found where we... Sign in to see full entry.