“Detach checks from printer before distributing” is an actual reminder in my wife’s accounting program. Oh really? “Geez, miz bean counter, isn’t that a rather large box for a paycheck?” (paycheque for some bloggers) “Well, yes it is trainee, but you see, I forgot to remove the printer so take it or leave it!” I’m surprised it doesn’t warn not to use the printer in the shower. To be politically correct, I suppose that warning is for those who are unable to remove yellow watery human waste from... Sign in to see full entry.