Hey, how about an insurance that insures you for when your insurance doesn’t insure you? Maybe the brand name O-Flack would be catchy. Instead of a duck, the spokes-animal-mascot would be a goose. That would be fitting since so often that is how insurance companies pay, one nice goose egg. Yogi Berra: “Hey, I got that insurance that covers me ‘cause I only think I got insurance, but when it comes time to use the insurance, I don’t got no insurance ‘cause I got the wrong kind of insurance, but... Sign in to see full entry.