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Thursday, January 14, 2010

SHOESTRING POTATOES (This poem provides a unique visual.)

SHOESTRING POTATOES ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME; I CAN'T TELL A MAN FROM HIS SON OR AUNT SALLY; IMAGINE THE CONFUSION THAT IS SURE TO REIGN AT ALL REUNIONS AND POLITICAL RALLIES! Sign in to see full entry.

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FRENCH FRIES (Picture this!)

French fries make me a fancy wig; what a mess they make of a brush! Just one stroke with my mindless hand, and I own a head topped with mush. Sign in to see full entry.

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Neela Beela Squeala (snitch)

Neela Beela Squeala, pesky little playground gnat, spends all day flitting and spying...a certified brat! She's a breathless, winged drone plagued with the need to tattle, rewarded when she squeals, IF - one listens to her prattle. Neela Beela Squealas train among our kids at schools then zoom into... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

A SURE CURE FOR HICCUPS (This recipe should take care of things!)(

A tortoise tooth A fang from Ruth The web of a large black widow A fabled fin Grasshopper grin Three plates from an armadillo Iguana scale Two slimy snails Fur balls a la pussy willow A pint of fog A squirt of frog Dried tears from a wombat's pillow Cover with foil, let froth and boil; stir to keep... Sign in to see full entry.

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View dalie's preoccupation with odd subject matter and twisted humor! I have a serious side too! Look for an introduction to poetry if the subject matter is particularly thought provoking. All of my work is protected by copyright laws.

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