CURIOUS KITTY

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Tuesday, December 23, 2003

What do you do when u realize that all of your plans are going to shit?

I have just learned that in addition to the week I have already gone without seeing my boyfriend, I won't be able to see him at all until at LEAST January 5th!! So what is my solution??? Go get stoned, of course Sign in to see full entry.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't

point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? lol Sign in to see full entry.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why

can't he fix a hole in a boat???? I have never understood that. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 22, 2003

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

My friend posed this question a while ago.... Yes.. he is weird.... Sign in to see full entry.

OKAY... THIS ONE I JUST DON'T GET!!!!*!*!*!*!*!*!

If Jimmy cracks corn and noone cares, why is there a song about him? Sign in to see full entry.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp

which no decent human being would ever eat? It is a major design flaw if you ask me. Sign in to see full entry.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze

these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? lol Sign in to see full entry.

If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,

why isn't the rest of the plane made with that stuff???? Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 21, 2003

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Lol.... and how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 20, 2003

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

lol.... some things in this world are just really mesmerizing... Like language for instance! We come up with the ODDEST names for things! Sign in to see full entry.

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