Backwards Thoughts

I climbed a mountain top, Trudged through the freezing rain, Fought off a mountain lion With nothing but my cane. I paddled up the river, Found shelter in a cave, And stumbled cross the sand, Burnt from the desert rays. I arrived here worn and weary, All bruised and black and blue, Just to prove how... Sign in to see full entry.

I dislike visits to the dentist Cause they poke and prod at me But I find myself here anyway Cause of a painful cavity. I lay back in the chair And survey the quaint, old room. There's the drill with it's long needle And beside me the spittoon. Back in a dingy corner Sits an unused, old washbowl,... Sign in to see full entry.

My purse is alive! It just swallowed my keys! And won't give them back Though I've begged it "please" So from your house now I can't leave. So I'll take this ole tote And reach into it's throat And hunt till I pull out those keys. I've found them! I've found them! O glory I've found them! But of... Sign in to see full entry.

Some one call the doctor quick! Poor Louise will soon be sick, Cause down her throat just now slipped A watermelon seed. She can feel the seed begin to sprout So in her mind there is no doubt, That from her ear will soon come out, A watermelon weed. All day she lies there in her bed And hopes that... Sign in to see full entry.