Backwards Thoughts

The other day I went out to the shop And asked my Dad, "Whatcha doin now Pop?" For there was my bike up high on a stand And there stood Dad with a wrench in his hand. Dad grinned and said, "It's time you ride With out these wheels sticking out the side." "I can't do that now Pop!" I said "I'd crash... Sign in to see full entry.

There's a fly on the table! Get the swatter out! No one want flies A buzzin' about! With a swish and a whack And a BAM, BAM, BAM, The fly flew away... But that raisin won't walk again! Now he sits on the window! By the sink! Over here! Bring the swatter! Make haste! Do it quickly, my dear! With a... Sign in to see full entry.

The beach! The beach! What's so grand About having a swimsuit Filled with sand? The beach! The beach! Everyone goes Just to have saltwater Burn their nose. The beach! The beach! Take bucket and scoop. And don't get splattered By seagull poop. The beach! The beach! It'll fry you red. So wouldn't you... Sign in to see full entry.

From the kids point of view. Parents never understand!!! I know that there is lurking Underneath my bed, A hairy, three toed monster With a second head. The only way I climb aboard Is with a flying leap, Else he'll reach a hairy claw And grab one of my feet! And then when I am lying there He goes... Sign in to see full entry.

Up drives a frazzled mom With her kids in the backseat And each one at me, loudly yells Exactly what they want to eat. Here comes a load of beanpoles All skinny as can be. They order one small salad Then divide it among all three! Then comes Mr. Undecided. "I'll take a number 3. No wait! 4!" And... Sign in to see full entry.

Colorful Stuffed Peppers, Tangy Sloppy Joes, Oven Crispy Chicken, or Spicy Hard Tacos, Buttermilk Dumplings, Meaty Mac 'n Cheese, Meatballs in a Cream Sauce with a side of peas. Marinated Flank Steak with Veggie Shish Kabobs, Meatballs and Spaghetti or maybe Glazed Ham Balls. Chicken Enchiladas,... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm bundled seven layers thick, In hopes that I do not get sick. I can not walk, I can not kick, Some one turn the heat up quick! But no, there won't be such a thing Living on a shoe string. Beans for supper one more time, I have to sit and finish mine. Hear me moan, hear me whine. For steak I'd... Sign in to see full entry.

I didn't know it couldn't swim. That in the washer it shouldn't spin. So here I am now, forced to pick, The little fuzz that tightly stick, Off the fresh washed clothes that did a dance With the Kleenex I left in the pants. Sign in to see full entry.

You said you were coming over And my panic level rose, cause the fact that we're imperfect Is one that no one knows. So I stashed the dirty dishes In the oven, out of sight. Then wiped all countertops Till they shown clean and bright. I shoved a stack of paperwork With the bills and magazines In a... Sign in to see full entry.

I want to lose weight. So badly I do. what is the secret? I haven't a clue. From Atkins to Curves, I've tried them all, But the scale still claims That I'm not yet small. Now I love mysteries And I'll solve this one too. I'm sure in the chip bag Is hidden a clue. Maybe the fridge Will have answers... Sign in to see full entry.