Gourmet Cheese Platter & Old Boots..
Occassionally staff may develop peculiar habits, which are quite endearing. On Tuesday they decided to offer a platter of gourmet cheese for feline consumption. "And where is the side order of mouse?" I meowed. Normally the staff diet is not fit for feline consumption – humans have a ghastly habit of placing delicious raw meat ontop a hotplate, not to mention their vast culinary array of vegetation, inevitably better left in the ground, or up a stalk! Despite this, in a gallant effort to amuse... Sign in to see full entry.