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CHAPTER 25D BABY THING 'Ooohhh, Baby Thing, you a charmin muthufukka, but I don't understand why you pick a dumb-ass nigga like Dul to help us. That nigga can't help hisself let alone somebody else. 'Electra dear, that's why he is chosen; simply because he is simple and innocent of witchcraft. A... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 25C BABY THING 'Aw, thass all right, Baby Thing.' Giggled Electra when an electric veil of flaming icicles danced pinging and folded open revealing Baby Thing in all it's penile glory. 'Damn, I sho don't wanna see nunna this shit.' Shuddered Szgabu at the sight of a penis-headed creature... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 25B BABY THING 'Cut of what, slim? It's been scientifically proven that witch craft can't make anything happen.' 'Well I don't know bout dat; it's gonna make sumthin happen fo this nigga.' 'Have anything special in mind for bringing this about, slim? If you do I'd sure love to hear it.'... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 25A BABY THING Back in the Benz. 'That wasn't too cool, Dul.' Pointed Igor. 'I don't know what the Crystal Ball gonna do to you, slim. It's a wonder he aint chopped your head off yet.' 'Shit, I caint help it if the polices stopped me fo speedin.' 'How much over the limit were you anyway?' 'I... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 24 C BRAIN BOX BOOGIE (PART II) 'You mean to tell us you forgot already? I didn't know your mind was that short, slim. We came here to straighten out that fiend who's writing this shit. Come on...' They entered an apartment vestibule. 'Damn, what is this shit?' Puzzled Igor at the mail box.... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 24B BRAIN BOX BOOGIE (PART II) 'Done what?' Asked guiltless Bashdul. Their brain box panels slid shut and the higher reality switched off. 'Damn nigga, now we gotta figure out how to kill this Trans Fix without cosmic power just because of an ignorant-ass fool like yourself!' Raged Retread.... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 24A BRAIN BOX BOOGIE (PART II) They took the elevator down and entered Igor's new Mercedes Benz SLC. The garage door breathed open and they were off. 'Damn, this sho a bad ride, brother.' 'Yeh slim, it sure is. Faster than any passenger car made in America these days.' Admitted Igor. 'Shit,... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 23B COSMIC PARTY 'Yeh, dig it, brother.' The pair agreed and Igor said, 'they say his name is Angeldon Trans Fix.' 'Well anyway, if this muthufukka call Fixangel or whatever you call it controllin reality how can the Crystal Ball have any power?' 'You see, slim,' answered Igor, 'Trans Fix... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 23A COSMIC PARTY Szgabu motored down South Shore Drive dead through an electrical storm. Window down he felt well in wet spring breeze rumbling shocks. Lightning struck him. He felt like an iron vegetable with a searchlight for a brain decked in hot snow cloud. It seemed in his vision that... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 22F HALF-ASSED REVELATIONS 'The holy what? What you talkin bout? Shit, I got me a muthufukkin headache. Wonder if there some muthufukkin dust in this muthufukkin shit?' 'I doubt it,' challenged Electra, 'I grow better poppies than you usually get in that patcha backyard I got behind my witch... Sign in to see full entry.