Selected Kerry Jokes . . . .
"We make jokes about it but the truth is this presidential election really offers us a choice of two well-informed, opposing positions on every issue. OK, they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still there." —Jay Leno "John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500 billion deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card." —Craig Kilborn "John Kerry reportedly flew in his private hairdresser before his 'Meet the Press' interview for a total cost of... Sign in to see full entry.