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Saturday, February 11, 2012

CURSES FOILED AGAIN!

Yes on our daily walk Bo and I counted the cars that went zooming past us. For the first time today 300 went by and though many of them were frowning none of them were talking on their phone. Untill... Number 307 just as we were about to turn off the busy street onto the less busy one leading home a car whized past us and I caught a glimpse of a woman talking on a white cell phone. That is when I said it, "CURSES FOILED AGAIN!" We will try again tomorrow. Thanks for reading now hang up and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 3, 2012

THE GREAT ONION RING ADVENTURE

This all started when I saw this: On the side of the sidewalk under a pine tree. Someone had thrown away their onion rings. They still looked pretty good the next time I walked by a few days later so that is when I stopped and took that picture. Just as I was trying to send the photo from my phone to my computer Bo, the wonder dog, noticed the onion rings and started to grab one. I pulled him back and he didn't get one, but he was very un-happy with me. Now you might wnder why I didn't just let... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 23, 2012

MAKING YOU SMILE

Recently I have been walking down the sidewalk on a busy street. Cars whizz past me so fast they cause a breeze. Just today I tried to look at the faces of the people driving by so fast. Almost without exception they all look like they have been sucking an exceptionallly sour lemon. Yeah they are all frowning. I noticed something else too when they stop at the light and glance over at me or rather Bo, their frown turns upside down and they give us a great big smile. So here for your smiling... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

BOTOX?

OK this isn't about the stuff some people have injected in their faces. Although did anyone else see the Dr. Phil show where he had women who somehow got their faces injected with cement and superglue? Is that a ick or what? Anyway the Botox I'm talking about is when Bo, you know my wonder dog, lifts his leg on a tree or fireplug. I am thinking that what he leaves there is Botox. Although when he barks that could be another type of Bo talks. Thanks for stopping by. What do you think about Bo tox... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 6, 2012

100 YEARS OLD TODAY!

Yeah. New Mexico is one hundred years old today! Let's party!! Wow! Thanks for looking in! How old is your state? Bo says woof! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

I just mopped my kitchen floor for the last time!

This year. I'll think about next year tomorrow. Oh wait next year IS tomorrow! HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU ALL! STAY SAFE! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 23, 2011

STOP SMOKING?

Give me your poor your tired your huddled masses yearning to breath smoke. Yeah I know that is not exactly what it says on the Statue of Liberty but this time of year I all too often see those poor huddled masses standing near doorways, huddled by street lights, struggling to light those all important smokes. I can’t help but feel for them. I can’t always reach them but I feel for them. Walking into a big box store for a last minute gift or egg nog I forgot earlier I see them lit only by the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

I DID IT MYSELF!

Yeah I put up these Christmas lights: They are around my kitchen window. Do you think Santa will be able to see them? Do they look straight or at least a little even? Thanks for stopping in. Let me know what you think. Bo says woof! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

FINALLY A PICTURE OF WHACKY

Well, sort of I am under that hat somewhere. This is my dog walking hat. I have my angel pin on it to help keep me and Bo the wonder dog safe. I don't know why the picture came out backwards the hat say's "Plum Crazy" From Stephanie Plum in Janet Evanovich's books. It is just right for walking Bo. It really does keep the sun out of my eyes. I forgot it the other day and was blinded by the light, well sort of. We had a high of 32 degrees F today and Bo dragged me out for a walk. Burrrr! I'm glad... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

AHHHHEEEAHHH! & A CLUE TO NAME THAT MOVIE!

AHHHHEEAHHH! That is the sound of those angry birds hurling toward the Pyramids that hold those mean old pig who stole the bird's eggs. In Angry birds Rio the little birds are trying to free their friends from the pirates in Rio. The captured birds are protected by an unstable shelf made from cinder blocks, cardboard, and wood. I have got up to level 18 in that one but I can't seem to get any further. There must be some secret to it, but I haven't figured it out. On other levels you can give the... Sign in to see full entry.

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