Choose NOW: Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven

I have no idea who the author is: The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a... Sign in to see full entry.

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