A Knights Tale

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Big Let Down

I was so excited to have a publisher accept my book. I thought that finally, I would be a published author, something that I have wanted for the longest time. I guess that I am a published author, but am a bit disappointed. My book became available from Publish America, but it seems to be a bit... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 20, 2010

A Bear On the Roof

A man waked up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'bear removers.' He calls the number and the man says he will be there in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Did You Know?

Did you know that the smallest drop of alcohol on a scorpion will cause it to go instantly mad and sting itself to death? Good to know Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Bumper Sticker of the Year!

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said: IF OBAMA IS THE ANSWER, HOW STUPID WAS THE QUESTION? Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

More Stuff To Know...

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you could not beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 16, 2010

More useless Trivia

If you chew gum while peeling or chopping onions, tears will not come to your eyes. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Good To Know...

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

As Men Get Older

An 86 year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check up........ The doctor asked him how he was feeling, ad the 86 year old said, "Things are great, and I've never felt better I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Leather Dresses

Did you know this about leather dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a mans heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry,he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. EVER WONDER WHY? It's because she smells like a new golf bag. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

The Longest Password

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento When asked why she had such a long password, she said that she was told it had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital. Sign in to see full entry.

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