My Humble Opinion and Other Works: Don't Take the Cats! It's a Trick!

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Don't Take the Cats! It's a Trick!

I finally figured it out. That woman who gave me cats was extremely UGLY. I was working as a dance instructor when it happened. She was a fellow instructor, and during a performance, one of the guys took a picture of me that caught my skirt in the air. Being stupid and young, I sent some photos to friends, bragging of my feminine prowess, etc. Well, that certainly sent the devil coming my way. That UGLY woman from the dance school pushed off two kittens on me then. And everything went wrong... Sign in to see full entry.

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