Deep Musings, Shallow Thoughts of RogellioX

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I Have A little Penis I have a little penis that goes in and out for me, And the use of him is more than just to pee. He really, really likes it when you stroke his little head; And I see him jump before me, when I jump into her bed. The strangest thing about him is the way he likes to grow— Not at... Sign in to see full entry.

Ode to A Cat Cat’s is animals that will attack Have whiskers in front and a tail out back Got claws on its feet And a purr that’s neat Swallows hairballs and goes hack, hack, hack Cats aren’t friendly, no not much Pick one up and it’ll show you such Scratch you on your nose Bite you on your toes So... Sign in to see full entry.

Every time I get caught up on one quality control system they change it on me. There was Total Quality Management, the Deming Wheel and now something called the Value Based Smegma (oops that’s wrong ) Sigma Six Process. I’ve come up with my own quality control system and I’ll probably make millions... Sign in to see full entry.

I was just sitting here thinking about Benjamin Franklin. I don’t know exactly why I was thinking about him. I haven’t seen a hundred dollar bill in longer than I remember but if I had I still don’t think it would cause me to think about him. Ben was probably jealous of George Washington because... Sign in to see full entry.