Deep Musings, Shallow Thoughts of RogellioX

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Saturday, July 10, 2004

The Church of RogellioX…The Promise of Eternal Life

After I got to thinking about the Govil and religion it brought back memories of Kathmandu and a monk with whom I used to drink fermented mare’s milk. We worked in close harmony and developed a new theory on religion. Last night I drug out the bible that we wrote and I read again it for the first... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 8, 2004

The Govil Made Me Do It

I really think that the guy in charge of Purgatory should bear some sort of responsibility in all the mistakes we make in life. I don’t know how many religions have a purgatory but it is a neat concept. Purgatory is something like the “Jail” block on a Monopoly board. Roll the right dice and you get... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 6, 2004

OK, no sidetrack, My daughter is trying to ruin my sex life

The problem with living medium far away, and I think we’ve covered that subject adequately, is that it’s hard to keep up with trends. I’m talking about designer logos. Why does everyone want to advertise some overpriced clothing company in the first place? My daughter sent me some designer running... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 5, 2004

My daughter is trying to ruin my sex life

Since I live out of the mainstream in far away places. Oops, since I said far away places we are going to need some reference as to far away from what. Some people might live near away to me so the term would be incorrect. Ok, since all Americans think that they are the center of the universe we’ll... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 27, 2004

Penis Enlargement Side Effects

I’ve just completed a study of penis enlargement and found that there are serious drawbacks to after market penis enlargement. Most people don’t understand when they get their penises issued right before birth. They ask you if you want a big prick and you think about getting stuck with a needle so... Sign in to see full entry.

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