Friday, March 21, 2008
On the ride home from Safeway, the roommates (aka. Mom and Dad) decided to talk about wonderful positive things like my mom's old coworker's death. Mom: Oh, his funeral was so neat. You should have seen it. Vincent: Ummmm… okay… Mom: It was all done in a Hawaiian theme. Vincent: Right… … … Mom: He... Sign in to see full entry.
Onions
About two weeks ago, my parents' idiot alcoholic friends came over to visit. Usually, I lock myself in my room to avoid having to speak to them. This time, however, I thought that maybe the punishment of hearing them speak wouldn't be so bad. As usual, I was wrong. They arrived at our house drunk... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Raisin in the Son
The story that is about to unfold before your very eyes is a classic tale in schadenfreude. Throughout history, parents of all shapes and sizes have gone to great lengths to revel in their children’s failures. In cavemen days, mothers would sabotage their children who were afraid to go hunting by... Sign in to see full entry.
Mole & The Beautiful: The Chocolate Chip
I was born with a beauty mark, or a mole many will argue, right above the left side of my lip. There is an even smaller unnoticeable one under that mole. Truthfully, I’ve always thought they added character to my wide face. To be blunt, they’re hot! I will admit that out of pure narcissism, I have... Sign in to see full entry.