RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

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Saturday, June 5, 2004

It's my birthday tomorrow--give or take a day…or two…or three!!!

Ok, I have no idea when my birthday actually is, but the warden decided it was June 7th so that's good enough for me. See, she found Annabelle and me, the lovable but rascally Rocky, in pitiful conditions when we were about 5 weeks old. We were left to die by stupid humans that went away on vacation... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004

The evil warden is trying to demoralize me…and I think it's working!!

She called me ma'am! I swear this is the truth, and I'm traumatized by it! She was sitting there reading, and I sauntered up to her cuz' my head itched and I wanted her to scratch it for me. Out of the blue, she goes, "Hi Ma'am!" And then she starts laughing, saying, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004

Cats are FICKLE to their core.

The warden's knickers are twisted again, all because of us fickle felines here at the Fleabag. What can I say? We're cats, and we can't help it. The Feline Handbook specifically states that all cats must never, ever get so attached to one person that they can't immediately and completely transfer... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 24, 2004

Someone bit the warden on her boob…and it wasn't me!

Would I lie? Well, yeah, I've told whoppers before, but never to you! Actually I'm sorry I didn't think of it first, but voyeur that I am, I sure did like watching the warden get nipped on her nipple. Hahahahaha. So there I was, lounging on the hamper and getting my thrills from the warden's daily... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 19, 2004

To Pee or Not to Pee. Or…"Yur-in" my territory now, baby!

The warden is flaming furious with me today, and, I grudgingly admit, for good reason. Simply put, I peed on the throw rug in her bathroom. It wasn't the first time, and I'll wager it won't be the last. I'm not particularly proud of this fact, but I do have my reasons for repeatedly doing this... Sign in to see full entry.

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