Poetic Jokes...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. > >He asked, "What are all those clocks?" > >St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a > >Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will... Sign in to see full entry.

> > > > > >Travelling Bills > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >There was a $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor > >belt > > > at > > > > > >the downtown Federal Reserve Building. > > > > > > > > > > > >As they were laying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to > >the > > > $20... Sign in to see full entry.

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, >rural > >area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his >grandfather > >prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a >film > >like substance on his plate and he questioned,... Sign in to see full entry.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall > > > >saying: > > > >"Hi, how are you?" > > > > > > > >I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men''s restrooms at a > > >rest > > > >stop > > > >but, I don''t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat > > >... Sign in to see full entry.

> > Golf Lesson > > > > A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing > > her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so >intense > > that she decided to return to the clubhouse. > > > > Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, Why... Sign in to see full entry.

> > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a > > quart of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, and a 1 lb. > > package of bacon. > > > > As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a > > drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the... Sign in to see full entry.

> > >Date: Sun, 2 Mar 2003 13:12:34 -0500 > > > > > > > > > >> >* > > > > > > > >> > Supposedly The Phone Will Ring > > > > > >> >* > > > > > > > >> > Right After You Do This. > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > >... Sign in to see full entry.

>While walking down the street one day, a female senator is tragically hit >by a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at >the entrance. > >"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there >is a problem. We seldom see a high official around... Sign in to see full entry.

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech.... Sign in to see full entry.

10) "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" January 29, 2000 (As opposed to less many?) 9) "The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." November 22, 2000 (Talk about an efficient government, George W. has eliminated the duties of the... Sign in to see full entry.