Once A Day Racist Jokes

Farrah Fawcett went to heaven and asked God for one last wish. She asked him that all the children in the world be safe and happy. Michael Jackson died a few hours later. Michael Jackson didn't die. The reporter got confused. It turns out he was just at the childrens hospital getting stroked not... Sign in to see full entry.

A Good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep!" "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep." When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep." Then... Sign in to see full entry.

Q: Why cant mexicans play uno? A: Because they always steal the green card Q: Why can't mexicans be firemen? A: They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b Sign in to see full entry.

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay.... Sign in to see full entry.

Q: What do you call a short Mexican? A: A paragraph. He's too short to be an ese. Q: How do you keep a Mexican from robbing a house? A: Put up a help wanted sign. Sign in to see full entry.

Q: What do you call 100 white men chasing a black man? A: The PGA Tour. Sign in to see full entry.

Q: How do you know when an asian robbed your house? A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later he still can't pull out of the driveway. Sign in to see full entry.

Q: A Jew walks into a brick wall with an erection. What happens? A: He breaks his nose. Sign in to see full entry.

1.What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord. 2.What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..." 3.A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a... Sign in to see full entry.