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Monday, November 3, 2003

Jesus Flicked A Booger

Very little has been recovered from the historical record regarding the one human being deified by Christians, honored by Muslims, and ignored by just about everyone else. Did Jesus pick his nose? No one knows. Is it important? Well, for me, tonight, it is. You see this past year has visited a whole... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Judgment Day Suggests Chocolate Bunny Rabbits Rise From the Dead

Judgment Day. Armageddon. The final end to the world as man has experienced it. The end of time. The tragic punctuation mark at the end of an all-too-brief paragraph in the geological record. But what if a cabal of politically motivated, well-educated, and occasionally well-intentioned men – let’s... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 27, 2003

Seventy Percent of Americans Polled...

Ever wonder what that uncomfortable feeling emanating from your posterior might be? Could it be the painful swelling of hemorrhoidal tissues? A boot misplaced by your first drill sergeant that you didn't have time to remove during boot camp? Most likely that compulsion to stand, rather than sit, is... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 20, 2003

Love Does Not Condemn

I am quite confident that God, Himself, would not intrude upon the beliefs of any of His children, regardless of what those beliefs are. The evidence that this is, in fact, quite true is quite clear. The word, "God," is just a word. Using the word, rather than the pure experience, we deface and... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 18, 2003

Virgin Mary Makes Appearance

Virgin Mary Makes Appearance AUSTIN, TX – Three homeless men believed to be intoxicated reported to Austin Police authorities this morning that they had seen an apparition of the Virgin Mary, while travelling down the popular Sixth Street near downtown. When asked if the apparition said, or did,... Sign in to see full entry.

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